The Land of Stumps and Dismay
JOHN GREEN DID YOU WRITE POLICENAUTS?

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WATCHING AN LP ON YOUTUBE WHEN…

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…IT’S A METAPHOR!!!!

Literally everything (yourself included) is 99.9999999999999% empty space.

-but we love theses dogs!

that loll in the rain here in Galesburg!

as the new season rocks them in its terrible arms

YEAH THEY HOWL AS THOUGH THE WORLD WERE ENDING

THEY HOWL AS THOUGH THERE WERE SOMETHING WORTH DEFENDING!

im feeling a little non sequitur.

I’m not saying it means you’re evil if you keep donuts in the fridge; I’m just saying it’s definitely a red flag

i hate you like i hate the roots in my hair

Faux News talking about media “fanning the flames” as if fury is not the appropriate response.

HOLY FUCK I’M HAVING CRAZY DEJA VU ;ALSDKJF;ASKDJF I THINK I MIGHT BE IN A TIME LOOP HALP